Harbour Theatre Auditions

Upcoming Auditions at Harbour Theatre for 2018:

"Don't Dress For Dinner"
By Marc Camoletti
Directed by Ann Speicher

AUDITION:  Saturday 11th November 2017 between 10am - 2pm

Mosman Park Memorial Hall (aka Camelot Theatre)
16 Lochee Street (cnr Solomon St)

This boulevard comedy was a smash hit in Paris, where it played for over two years, and in London, where it ran for six years at the Appollo and Duchess Theatres. It has since played in theatres all over the USA and the English speaking world and was revived in Chicago and on Broadway at the American Airlines Theatre in 2012. This production was nominated for two Tony Awards.

Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisan mistress, Suzanne, in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook, Suzette, to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along to provide the alibi. It's foolproof: what could possible go wrong?

Well... suppose Robert turns up not realising quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and that the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone's alibis get confused with everyone else's.

An evening of hilarious confusion ensures as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.

WARNING: Contains some course language and sexual references.

22nd February to 4th March 2018, including matinees' on Sunday 25th February & Sunday 4th March at 2:00pm, and a Charity Performance on Thursday 22nd February.

CHARACTERS:  All ages are Stage Ages
BERNARD -   45+, handsome businessman, flirtatous, dapper, self-assured, country gentleman. British accent required
JACQUELINE -   40+, lovely, assertive, romantic, intelligent, a beautiful modern woman. British accent.
ROBERT -   50+, handsome, reserved, seems like an all-round nice guy but is a scoundrel. French accent.
SUZETTE -   40-55, friendly, working class, funny, great body, a swan beneath the duckling exterior. French accent.
SUZANNE -   30-50, a fashion model with a great body, chic, stylish, easily flustered. British accent.

For further information, please contact the director, Ann Speicher, directly on